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Name: Horace St. James Golightly
Profession: Explorer, Adventurer
Location: Piñata Island
Misson Brief: Investigate the island's legendary gardens,
creatures, inhabitants and general goings-on |
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Explorer's Log #3: Expert Knowledge
Mes amis! I expect you've been waiting with bated breath to hear of my latest escapades. Well, I could tell you all about them, but I'll let Poncho's latest photographic Images speak for themselves. As you can see, we've been following the progress of some rather ambitious gardens (even going so far as to take illicit snapshots of the gardeners' written records), and I continue to identify new species on a regular basis. As a result, my ledger of Sightings also continues to expand, so I've included another six excerpts for your enlightenment.
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In related developments, my employers are increasingly keen to promote understanding of Piñata Island life as the release of the official interactive product approaches, and so they have requested that I serve in some kind of agony aunt capacity and answer a round or two of questions from you, the general public. |
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Dedicated as I am to receiving a full pay packet, I shall swallow my pride just this once and agree to their terms. Although I must point out that it certainly wasn't in the original contract. And neither was dressing up as a Bonboon to learn exactly what goes on inside one of those Piñata houses, but they insisted I do that too. I shan't forget. Rather strong medication was required that evening.
But enough of my troubles - if you have a pressing query of some sort, direct it here and my employers will pass along the ones they think will be best served by my eloquent prose in the next update.
But for now, it's back to the wilderness, the glory of nature and prodding Poncho with a sharp stick until he makes the tea. Until next time, arrivederci, sicaru lache and do videnja! |
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